Meme reply

Alright, I got a threatening meme from Courtney on the schiskablog, and the consequences of not following through with it could be dire. I will begin.

According to the rules, I need to list seven facts about myself on this blog, and tag seven people on their blogs. These facts can be random, weird, or untruthful.

1. I love to watch infomercials! I used to watch them late at night in college, because I would take too long of a nap during the day, so I couldn't fall asleep. I have even bought a few things. I bought the sonic toothbrush. Crap. I bought this cylindrical spaghetti cooker thingy. Double crap. My blog is even named after an infomercial product! Love the infomercial. Be the infomercial.

2. I absolutely love to make people laugh! I'm always trying to think of something funny to say when I'm having a conversation with someone. Unless the topic does not lend itself to humorous reparte'. I LOVE ZE FRENCH AND ZERE FRENCHY WORDS!! I promise though that I'm listening!

3. I used to hate mushrooms. Now I hate commercials for diet microwaveable meals where the actors name every ingredient using an adjective like, "scrumptious", "delectable", or "warm".

4. I am putting way too much thought into this.

5. My dream job is to play french horn in a symphony. This is not because I am french.

6. My greatest fear is wasting the gifts and talents that God has given me, therefore, not serving Him fully.

7. My favoritest restaurant in the whole universe is Vic and Anthony's in Houston. Y'all have not had a steak until you have tasted this delectable, scrumptious, warm.... Aw, crap.